Houli Love Guide Special Xmas Edition

Posted on 14th Dec 05 by Contributor | 0

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Welcome my Drop"D love"guide gurus to the Christmas special of the Houli love guide" we searched far and near to find the sexiest Xmas pick around and we found it thanks to x and x for their beautiful festive pick taken at their Xmas party last year in an undisclosed venue somewhere near you.

This weeks special edition we"ll take a chat and reminisce back on all those Christmas work parties" the dos and the don"ts and the trembling embarrassment afterwards. We"ll try to give some advice on getting the old doll the best pressie possible "god knows it"s hard to please some of them" and also give an insight into the top festive sellers from Ann Summers and the like at this time of year. These naughty fun gifts are not too expensive and can spice up your Xmas loving as well as giving you a laugh and a giggle under the Christmas lights and mistletoe.

Firstly getting round to choosing the perfect present. Well it"s funny but weather they know it or not our girlfriends persist in dropping hints of what will satisfy their wanting hearts at this time of year. So to some of us it"s blatantly obvious" her phone"s not working properly" favourite perfume has run out" bought a new dress and no necklace to go with it . . . some of the hints you"d want to take them up on lads or in many cases you"ll be sorry.

For the others amongst us who get no hints at all or who are poor at reading them it"s a bit tougher. "Sure get me a surprise . . ." Danger" These words should be approached with extreme caution and care. If you"ve decided on a budget for the Two of you then you know what your range is" If you haven"t I suggest you decide on a figure soon "norm "150""200" straight away then there"ll be no blushing at the Pressie Handing Over Ceremony on front of the family on Xmas day. Here are some bankers that"ll get ya out of trouble just in case. Always consult with the best friend or a sister on purchase a woman"s/best friend"s perspective can never be underestimated.

1. If she wares jewellery" A nice chain with a set of matching earrings "silver small bling"bling is in I think"
2. As I"ve said her favourite perfume set accompanied with a "surprise" will get ya out of trouble.
3. If you"re thinking of getting her clothes consult with the best friend. She"ll let ya know what she likes. A nice coat etc.
4. I here the new pink Motorola phones are tres chic at the mo" so if she needs a new dog and bone this will get ya off the hook.

Hope this helps ye lads but if you want to throw in a naughty added surprise here are some gifs available and relatively cheap from our friends at Ann Summers. Big no no" Red Underwear" the most returned Xmas present by women last Christmas so stay away from the red lingerie lads.

1. Edible Undies" cheap and good fun.
2. Body Chocolate" naughty and messy and cheap.
3. Pocket lovers guide. Good for a giggle" educational and gives hours of fun.
4. Packed with colourful illustrations. Need I say more.
5. My personal little favourite. Santa"s Little Helpers sexy outfits. No need to elaborate lads just find out the old dolls size and your sorted.
6. A bit more naughty but the top Xmas seller" the Rampant Rabbit Christmas special. This could be a bit too naughty but if you"ve got the balls lads sure why not"

Anyway on behalf of myself" and the Houli Love Guide have a brilliant Christmas and a Happy New Year. Hope you get the rewards now for picking the right pressies" Let me know how ye get on and always be careful when it"s cold outside.