The real meaning of names

Posted on 21st Mar 06 by Contributor | 0

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Author: Houli

Real Meanings of Men's Names

Aaron " ugly but hung like a horse" prone to belly button fluff.
Adam " cute" funny" chicks dig him" well hung but very caring.
Adrian " usually short and very horny" watches cartoons.
Alan " shy but sensitive" gets screwed over by women.
Alex " cute and short but a liar and a cheat.
Amir " Dirty" Smelly" Pecker is minuscule.
Andy " boring and has a small pecker.
Andrew " gay and still has a small pecker.
Antonio " has a great body and beautiful skin" and chicken brain.
Anthony " great guy and kind to all girls" smells of weed.
Arnold " loser.
Arthur " hung like a slave and celibate.
Barry " lights fires" pinches girls bottoms and is well hung.
Ben " funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.
Bob " quiet and unpopular" eats with his hands.
Brad " thinks everyone likes him…but they don't.
Brandon " good looking but uses girls.
Brendan " quiet and sweet" gets beaten up all the time.
Brett " world wide slut and really insensitive" women love him.
Brian " mean and only thinks of himself" no he's not the Messiah he's just a naughty boy.
Bryan " sexy" but stupid " can't spell.
Bronsen " annoying and never grows up " has a stupid name.
Bruce " stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Bryce " fun to be with and will make you laugh" you'll kill him within a week.
Calvin " immature in a naive way" drives a Gemini.
Cameron " Australian
Carl " thinks he's funny…he's not" falls asleep during sex.
Carson " fun to be around and really sensitive.
Chad " cute" sensitive and very studly " only found in American movies no real person has that name.
Charles " can't trust him" eyes too close together.
Chris " can't pull" will pay for women" but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christian " very sexy and seductive "think 'Legends of the Fall'".
Clark " hilarious and always in trouble" problem with 'jailbait'.
Cliff " very sweet and adores girls" but very superficial.
Cole " nice" funny" and fun to be around.
Con " lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Cory " funny but ugly" ends up running fashion magazines.
Craig " tries to fit in " he never does.
Cyril " well" Cyril.
Damon " total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan " quiet but funny" but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Dane " weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel " enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
Darren " charming " but sleeps with men.
Daryl " smells bad" has no real mates
David " total wanker " hated by all.
Dave " extremely sexy" always funny" intelligent" stylish" trendsetter " i.e. a wanker.
Dean " full of himself and thinks with his dick.
Dennis " either very nice to girls or a faggot.
Derek " has a great sense of humour" and blow"up doll collection.
Dominic " hilarious and will do anything to please.
Don " dickhead.
Doug " has a greasy face" drinking problem and farts.
Drew " bad"arse losers who never shuts up.
Dylan " horny bastard" who can't sing.
Dwayne " cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Eddie " wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an arsehole.
Emrys " Load mouth gobby Shitte.
Elliott " Full of himself
Eric " shy.
Erik " funny and treats girls how he wants to be treated.
Evan " a little slow but sweet" sexy" and model mental patient.
Frank " "different" " missing DNA " favours girls named Lucy.
Gareth " sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
Gary " drug addict but willing to share.
Gavin " likes bondage" S"M with other men.
Geoff " prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
George " barman who drinks more than he serves.
Glen " the sweetest guy " really down to earth
Greame " very hard to understand" likes group sex
Graham " will screw anything
Grant " HORNY" but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
Greg " really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
Guy " Covers his back" has a small dick.
Harvey " cute" but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Hathem " smooth" but very manipulative" not to be trusted around young girls.
Haydn " tries hard.
Howard " likes small"breasted women and pornography "doesn't everybody"".
Ian " really popular but knows all the girls want him…yeh right"""
Jake " shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jamie " Scum of the Earth.
James " built like a horse.
Jay " very sweet when you get to know him well.
Jeff " really ugly.
Jerome " gay" but very unhappy.
Jeremy " loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
Jesse " unpopular and needs to move on.
Jack " stupid but hot. Always alright.
Jim " sweet" has fantasies of love and affection.
Joe " built like a bear" sexy but tends to lose his head.
Joel " arse.
John " has no friends or life " tends to kill small animals.
Jonathon " think he's good " he's shit.
Jordan " sexy but weird in bed.
Jose " hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh " full of himself" fun.
Junior " hotty and totally good at football.
Justin " aggravating" insecure " jealous.
Kain " the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.
Kevin " Always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis" really nice to women.
Keith " good person to talk to when you have a problem " his is worse.
Kenneth " very" very…anything you want him to be.
Kim " very understanding and caring" feels lost in Korea.
Kurt " can kick anyone's arse" likes small boys.
Ky " see Kain.
Kyle " hornball who eats too many cornchips.
Larry " cute but wannabe player with big arse.
Laurey " short and funny looking.
Lee " girl dressed up as a boy" total arse bandit.
Lewis " lonely" sad git" bit of a tosser.
Lyndon " can always be found in bed or in the pub.
Liam " loud mouthed arsehole" normally found in rock bands and pubs.
Lorenzo " fine and dresses in stolen gold.
Lucas " fat loser that dates other men.
Luke " seems to be sweet " Luke Solomons exactly"
Malcolm " tall man who tends to lose his trousers.
Marc " Fantasises about pretty lights" doesn't drink" doesn't smoke " Tries to tell everyone
Mark " wished girls liked him for who he is" not his great looks" mouthy bastard though.
Michael " very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl" which is totally sweet.
Mick " always drunk" tendency for drug abuse.
Mitchell " the ugliest dog and he don't get any.
Mohammed " Small Penis
Nathan " stupid as hell" and tends to make others feel dumb.
Nick " HORNY" but really nice " can't get past the missionary position though.
Neil " sweet and will do anything in this world for you" great in bed.
Noel " an absolute diamond" sexy" funny and faultless….apart from when it comes to sorting out contents insurance for his home
Oliver " likes men but is in denial.
Oscar " loser" a good name for a dog.
Owen " cute gay guy who is immature" and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick " cool" calm and handsome" a quality only found in pricks.
Paul " drunk" drunk" drunk.
Peter " cutie but very shy" makes women feel like virgins.
Phillip " stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.
Rashpal " C""t
Reagen " …strange.
Rhys " great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long"long time ago.
Richard " cant see his feet balls are to big
Ricky " ugly shithead who everybody hates.
Rikki " see above.
Rob " constantly watches porn.
Roy " total loser and computer genius.
Rupert " arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell " likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole.
Ryan " short but sexy body and even sexier mind.
Sam " wannabe sex machine.
Scott " has serious disabilities.
Sean " has small testicles and no friends.
Seth " so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Shane " thinks everybody wants to shag him " he's a virgin.
Shannon " the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.
Shaun " bit of a hard bastard" thinks women love him.
Simon " likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.
Steve " popular and funny when looked at side"on.
Stuart " droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed.
Tim " hot but a bit strange" can never tell where he is.
Toby " best blow ever.
Tom " cool but can be arrogant.
Tony " hot" sweet" and totally fun to be around.
Travis " fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
Trevor " sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Troy " cute and popular.
Taylor " gay.
Warren " cool" homosexual guy.
Wesley " great guy and easy to tolerate.
Will " wishes he were popular.
Zach " sweet and polite and adorable.
Zahid " devious and sly. Not to be trusted.

AND HERE ARE THE LADIES

Ada " Blue haired" smells of wee.
Aileen " laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs
Alison " Bra and pants are the same garment" looks better with the light off.
Amanda " I.Q. tends to be smaller than bra size. A good shag though.
Amy " Devious" Likes being on top" never stays the night " Not to be trusted.
Andrea " Small breasts" drinks pints.
Angela " Vain" Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually foun hanging around toilets.
Annabelle " Doesn't wear knickers.
Annette " She's BIG.
Anne " Looks like a horse" can't drive.
Barbara " Shags like a rabbit" not fussy about appearance.
Belinda " Pleasing on the eye" usually has a couple of good points.
Beryl " Repressed alcoholic.
Beverley " Trapped in an eighties timewarp.
Bianca " Ginger.
Bridgette " Eats pizzas all day" smokes cigars.
Britney " Falsely improved" no use to society.
Camilla " replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.
Carina " Looks like the back of a bus" doesn't swallow.
Caroline " Lard arse" shaves her ears.
Catherine " Attracted to the older man" needs ironing.
Claire " Usually neurotic" gives good head" can have lesbian tendencies.
Celine " Emits hideous noises" waste of DNA.
Charlotte " Enjoys tea and cake" farts the national anthem.
Cheryl " Can fit hand in mouth" eats glass.
Christine " Likes men in uniform" never warm.
Daisy " Virgin.
Danni " Should make nice threesome with sibling.
Davina " drug induced mental damage" should shave her neck.
Dawn " Gets up early" smells of chips.
Deborah " Bites the pillow" uses both hands.
Denise " Sits on cats eyes" wears too much make up.
Diane " Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds nothing to society.
Donna " 70's throw back" likes cabbage.
Doris " Purple haired" stinks of wee.
Elaine " Rides side saddle" drinks meths.
Elizabeth " Born to rock" hates chickens.
Ellie " Far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth
Emily " Wears odd socks" can have lesbian tendencies.
Emma " Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker"
Estelle " Likes wombles" eats grass.
Esther " Plump with sagging breasts" normally heavily tattooed.
Faith " Legs met at knees" can't shag standing up.
Faye " Wears wellies" can't swim.
Felicity " She'll stab you with her nipples" plays darts.
Fiona " Female mud wrestler" gives head.
Francine " French.
Gabrielle " French too.
Gail " Farts a lot" drinks Guinness.
Gayleen " Big tall woman who talks shite all day.
Gaynor " Lesbian.
Geraldine " Too posh for her own good" likes flying.
Gillian " Dyes her hair green" likes clubbing.
Gina " Eternal mother" eats nappies.
Glenda " Eats children" hates smoking.
Georgina " Wants to be a man.
Gwyneth " Blubs a lot" wees in the bath.
Hannah " Needs to be naked at all times" eats kebabs.
Heather " Shags like a freight train" a screamer.
Helen " Hangs around with the wrong crowd" Kinky in bed" loves porn.
Heidi " The hills are alive with the sound of music" likes gherkins.
Hilary " Frigid.
Holly " Prickly to the touch" seasonal shagmeister.
Imogen " Drinks tequila from the bottle" wets the bed.
Ingrid " Right wing Nazi tendencies" never smiles.
Isabelle " necessary on a bicycle"
Jackie " Heroin addict" sold her child.
Janet " Massive over bite" no neck.
Jane " Babe" I'd drink her bath water.
Jasmin " Smells of sewers" eats the heads off rats.
Jemma " Does anal" wears too much eye make"up.
Jennifer " Huge breasts" should shave her legs more often.
Jessica " Virgin" always will be.
Joanne " Moans in her sleep" can't cook" moans when she wakes up " I wouldn't"
Jordan " Ha ha ha ha ha " nuff said.
Judith " Big eyes" big tits
Judy " Huge tits" married to an arse.
Julia " Innocent face" don't trust her" she'll steal your wallet in five minutes
Justine" Massive tits" likes hanging around men's toilets.
Julie " Jabba the Hutt's sister" constantly pregnant.
Karen " Huge tits" shags like a rabbit.
Kate " see Catherine.
Kelly " smells of cheese" slobbers when kissing.
Kimberley " wants to be a bloke" drinks like a bloke" farts like a bloke" wears a wig.
Kirsty " Eats live moles" can't dance.
Kylie " Can't sing but who cares " BOING """""""
Kym " Illiterate parents " see Kim.
Lana " Hated by her parents" accidental pregnancy.
Lara " Action packed" never seen naked.
Laura " Likes Max power magazine" can't drive.
Lauren " Pert breasts" seldom ventures out at night.
Leah " Likes outdoor sex" wees standing up.
Lena " Eats food then throws up" rapidly shrinking.
Leslie " Likes bondage" hates men.
Linda " Teenage bride" can swallow oranges whole.
Lindsey " Likes doggy style" doesn't do housework.
Lisa " Will take all your money and run" gets turned on by porn.
Liz " Long legged and brainey.
Lorraine " Constantly whinges" will strip for a packet jellybabies
Louise/a " Phwoooorrrrrrrrrr" Boing Boing Boing.
Lucy " Strange dancer" wants to marry her dad.
Madeline " Drives like a bloke" likes tractors.
Maggie " Trainspotter" likes plaid.
Margaret " Lovely mother" very generous.
Maria " Bangs like a barn door.
Marie " Life sapping dominatrix. Likes men to do DIY.
Marina " No get up and go" rusty underwear.
Marolyn " Eats like a horse" out stays her welcome.
Martina " Ugly lesbian.
Martine " Can't act" can't sing" nice tits.
Matilda " Likes dancing" mainly the waltz.
Mary " had a little lamb.
Meg " Cheesy smell" should be spelt with an S.
Melanie " Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely.
Melissa " Eats dogs" been in prison 6 times for burglary.
Meryl " Dances like an ape" doesn't realise.
Michaela " Likes animals" should make a video with them.
Michelle " Wears white stilettos" dances round her handbag.
Marsha " Big butt" small brain.
Monica " Doesn't swallow" should have.
Naomi " Wannabe diva" more of a diver.
Nancy " White hair" remembers tanners.
Natalie " Eats with her mouth open" farts the Nokia phone tune.
Natasha " Had seven kids before age 17" needs ironing.
Nell " Hasn't realised WWII has ended" lives in Kent.
Nicola " Slapper" alcoholic in denial.
Nina " Stuffs her bra with tissues" been single for years.
Olga " You can park a bike in her arse crack" excessive facial hair.
Olive " Oily skin" oils up well.
Olivia " Neutron bomb.
Pamela " Gives amazing head" made of plastic.
Pat " Butt ugly lesbian.
Paula " Transvestite merchant banker for Basildon.
Penelope " Pitstop queen" likes men to be stiff.
Phillippa " Forest forager" likes wild boar.
Petra " Dead dog.
Priscilla " likes painting with oils" Duckhams mainly.
Rachel " Amazing gravity defying breasts" can grip a tenner in her cheeks.
Rebecca " Hairy armpits" orgasms without contact.
Rhonda " Help me" help me.
Rosalind " Whahey" nuff said. Maybe 10 years ago.
Rose " Can be prickly" good head giver
Roseanne " ERRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Rula " She measures up well.
Sadie " Stand up if you're slim" please stand up.
Sally " Drives a Mustang" fights in pubs.
Samantha " Loves her brother" has 4 deformed children.
Sandra " Shags donkeys for fun" bow legged.
Sarah " Likes pressed flowers and body piercing.
Selina " Doesn't wear pants" heavy laundry bills.
Shania " What"
Sharon " Shags like a locomotive" yo"yo knickers.
Shirley " Can swallow a Curly Wurly whole" likes bananas.
Sian " Does mean sheep impression" hates mint sauce.
Simone " Used to be a shotputter from Cardiff.
Sinitta " who"
Sonya " Dirty lady of the night. Often referred to as a "carrier"
Sophie " Brothel madam" wears a wrinkly corset.
"Stacey "Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's
Steffi " Closet lesbian" maintains heterosexual relationship for effect.
Stephanie " Eats Muppets" wears Brogues.
Sue/Susanne " should shave more often" wears Denim aftershave.
Tanya " Hot minx" too short.
Tara " Upper class slapper" needs extra chemicals.
Tiffany " who"
Tina " Face like a smacked arse" should eat less.
Tori " Lives under a hedge" can't water ski.
Tracy " Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear.Loves kittens.
Tracey " Lesbian.
Ulrika " ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka.
Ursula " Likes puppies" in curry.
Vicky" Likes Yoga. And Women.
Wendy " Possibly a man.
Zoe " Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.
Zandra " Strange appearance" eats guinea pigs dipped in chocolate.